"when the VP disses your mother"...Howard comments

Some great comments in here. In response to Renee's post from yesterday.

Howard Dean stops to say thanks at the DFA blog

"I just read Renee's blog post from yesterday. First of all, thank you! Second, it's great to see the DFA community still out there and vocal in defense of America and the ideal of American community. Third, thank you for defending me personally. I suppose it is a victory for us when the Vice-President disses your mother (it shows what the Republican leadership's values really are) but it is a disappointment nonetheless.

The real story is that the Democrats are on the way back. At the DNC we are raising money, putting people in the field, learning how to frame the debate, putting together a message as opposed to a list of issues, and setting up a communications apparatus (inspired by the Rapid Response Network) where we can be on the air everywhere with a united message. Most of all, we are fighting back!..."

SNIP..."I really appreciate all the support you have given me in the face of the Republican attacks in the last few weeks. Keep using the net, blogs and paying attention to the Daily show (and to NPR as long as it can resist the President's attacks on content). Eventually we will develop a network of sources where the news becomes factual again, and focuses locally on things that matter.

See you in Texas this weekend--it looks like a phenomenal program!

Sincerely,
Howard

Posted by Howard Dean at 03:39 PM



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Mama Dean (3.00 / 1)

Raised a son who she can truly be proud of-and who in turn is proud of her. We never do hear of or from either of Cheney's parents, do we? If they are alive, they might as well be invisible-dead, they never share memories of them, either her or Mrs. Cheney. And what about the in-laws? We don't hear from them either.

Maybe they were just hatched, or left on the doorstep.....

by CarolDuhart on Tue Jun 14, 2005 at 07:13:19 PM EST

The Origin of Dick Cheney (none / 0)

One day... Mrs Cheney was at a party w/ Mr. Cheney.  Mr. Cheney's friend told him about how he had sex with his wife in her poop-chute.  Mr. Cheney though that this sounded fun, so he forced Mrs. Cheney to do it that way from now on.  Mrs. Cheney wanted a baby, but Mr. Cheney just said "Once you go in through the back, you never go back... to the front!"

Ms. Cheney prayed and prayed and prayed for a way to get pregnat through her bum-hole.  God thought she was a stupid little fuck for praying for such an odd thing instead of standing up for herself and getting what SHE wanted.  So he granted her stupid wish.

The next time Mr. Cheney's seed got deposited ther, it clung to the anal wall and there it took nourishment from the poo that was passing by and grew.  This precious bumbryo had genetic material only from the uber-asshole Mr. Cheney, but the nourishment came strictly from Mom's leftovers.

After some period of time Mrs. Cheney saw that she was getting what appeared to be a huge hemorroid growing on her ass from all the repeated anal raping.

She started moaning and moaning, and the bumbryo grew and developed into a poopus, and finally into an asshole-baby.  She was really starting to get an assasche.  Mr. Cheney was extremely upset... this huge bulge was really interfering with his ass-rape, so when Mrs. Cheney was sleeping, he got a Hammer (some say this was the first appearance of Tom DeLay, but no one can say for sure...) and hit her in her ass-bulge.

It popped open, and out popped Dick Cheney fully-grown.  Mr. Cheney immediately told him to go out and get a job, and proceeded to get back to the business at hand.

And that is why you never hear Dick Cheney talk about his parents, or see them.

FUCK CHENEY... if he wants to talk shit about people's moms, I think I can accomodate him.

McCain sucks!
by teknofyl on Tue Jun 14, 2005 at 10:05:56 PM EST
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I didn't mention this, but this also explains why Dick Cheney is so full of shit... it's what he fed on during this crucial period of development.
McCain sucks!
by teknofyl on Tue Jun 14, 2005 at 11:17:27 PM EST
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Keep it clean guy.

You actually help the GOP with posts like that.

by donkeykong on Wed Jun 15, 2005 at 08:31:15 PM EST
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How would that help the GOP?  Am I gonna see in the NY Post?

CHENEY OUTRAGED AT RANDOM DEMOCRAT BLOG ADDICT... DENIES PRODUCT-OF-SODOMY ACCUSATIONS.

Look... sorry if I was a little over-the-top.  But now anyone who wants to know can see over-the-top.

Maybe 'sorry' isn't quite the right word, but you get the idea.  Cheney's comments were quite spiteful... and I just thought "Hey, I have plenty of spite.  I know plenty of spiteful old men.  Cheney just doesn't know what passes for over-the-top these days."

Anyway, I thought it was a funny little myth...

McCain sucks!
by teknofyl on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 11:46:37 PM EST
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Has Joe Biden ever commented on a blog? (none / 0)

How about Joe Lieberman or any of the rest of the motley crew who were criticizing him? (My apologies to Motley Crue. No negative comparison intended)

The Democratic party better wake up in a big hurry. If they alienate Howard Dean's supporters 2006 is going to be a dismal election for the Democratic Party.

by Gary Boatwright on Tue Jun 14, 2005 at 08:40:27 PM EST


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