Ms. Cheney prayed and prayed and prayed for a way to get pregnat through her bum-hole.  God thought she was a stupid little fuck for praying for such an odd thing instead of standing up for herself and getting what SHE wanted.  So he granted her stupid wish.

The next time Mr. Cheney's seed got deposited ther, it clung to the anal wall and there it took nourishment from the poo that was passing by and grew.  This precious bumbryo had genetic material only from the uber-asshole Mr. Cheney, but the nourishment came strictly from Mom's leftovers.

After some period of time Mrs. Cheney saw that she was getting what appeared to be a huge hemorroid growing on her ass from all the repeated anal raping.

She started moaning and moaning, and the bumbryo grew and developed into a poopus, and finally into an asshole-baby.  She was really starting to get an assasche.  Mr. Cheney was extremely upset... this huge bulge was really interfering with his ass-rape, so when Mrs. Cheney was sleeping, he got a Hammer (some say this was the first appearance of Tom DeLay, but no one can say for sure...) and hit her in her ass-bulge.

It popped open, and out popped Dick Cheney fully-grown.  Mr. Cheney immediately told him to go out and get a job, and proceeded to get back to the business at hand.

And that is why you never hear Dick Cheney talk about his parents, or see them.

FUCK CHENEY... if he wants to talk shit about people's moms, I think I can accomodate him.